Tad Pringle:
When your dealing with Tad Pringle, you are dealing with what People magazine has dubbed "The Truth". More than a man, TP is a verbal magician inciting laugh riots and intoxicating conversations from small islands off the coast of Madagascar to the Eskimo infested hills of Anchorage, Ak. Some say that the ad campaign construed by Dos Equis about "The Most Interesting Man In The World" is actually a slight embellishment on Tad Pringle's heroic life. John Wayne was quoted as saying, "Tad Pringle" when asked whom he thought the most influential man in the world was. Jesus and Jesse James are the only people that have been able to outmatch his carpentry and mechanical skills.
Reaching sexual maturity at the age of 8, he has managed, on average, to successfully romance an unprecedented 73 of Hollywood’s 100 Hottest Starlets for the last 16 years. He was banished from Antarctica for melting the ice with his incandescent personality (possibly the beginning of global warming), and all though he is not a country boy, he is able to "catch catfish from dusk till dawn". As a sheriff in Tombstone, Az, Tad, along with his three brothers and trusted stead Black Betty ended the terror monopoly set forth by the heinous cowboys. Tad Pringle is a seasoned pool player, and reportedly has a euphoric aroma.
As a beat writer for many newspapers throughout the U.S. and Cambodia, he has had the pleasure of covering everything from sports championships to assassinations, and did so with a subtle touch of disparity and ingenuity. Tad has led a blessed life, but has repeatedly been quoted as saying that his time with BNC has been the best experience of his life. Tad Pringle is the Bernie Taupin to the BNC Elton John. As TP always says, “You have to live your life like a candle in the wind”.
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