Classic Phil:
As his original place of birth is more uncertain than Blanca's from Streetfighter, all that is known is that Classic Phil was found deep in the Sinharaja Forest by Sri Lankan bean farmers as an infant. He set sail via a cargo ship headed for Mexico as a stowaway in the late 80's. By 1995, a huge Nirvana fan at this point, Classic Phil bought a heart-shaped box, found his way into The United States, and hasn't looked back.
The brainpower behind such things as the phrase " it is what it is" and despite what Al Gore says; it was his idea to put the "please" on the "please pick up after your dog" signs. Classic Phil loves blondes, braces, and blue boats. More than just an innovator, he is a ballsy adrenaline junky, and cooks better than a Honduran refuge. As diverse as the music he listens to (everything from underground hip hop to Barney and friends Vol. 7 Live from the Fillmore), Classic Phil keeps busy by feeding his 2 goats, throwing lavish pool parties equipped with nacho bars and cooler floaties, is an avid hockey enthusiast, and smuggles heroine across international borders on the weekends.
A very influential man, he has Snoop Dogg and Kim jon il on his speed dial. Classic Phil is responsible for maintaining and overseeing BNC site construction. As a founding member, he is the Methodman to the BNC Wu Tang Clan. How can you not like him, the man's motto is, “Cash Rules Everything Around Me.”
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