....Tad Pringle...

Tad Pringle:

When your dealing with Tad Pringle, you are dealing with what People magazine has dubbed "The Truth". More than a man, TP is a verbal magician inciting laugh riots and intoxicating conversations from small islands off the coast of Madagascar to the Eskimo infested hills of Anchorage, Ak. Some say that the ad campaign construed by Dos Equis about "The Most Interesting Man In The World" is actually a slight embellishment on Tad Pringle's heroic life. John Wayne was quoted as saying, "Tad Pringle" when asked whom he thought the most influential man in the world was. Jesus and Jesse James are the only people that have been able to outmatch his carpentry and mechanical skills.

Reaching sexual maturity at the age of 8, he has managed, on average, to successfully romance an unprecedented 73 of Hollywood’s 100 Hottest Starlets for the last 16 years. He was banished from Antarctica for melting the ice with his incandescent personality (possibly the beginning of global warming), and all though he is not a country boy, he is able to "catch catfish from dusk till dawn". As a sheriff in Tombstone, Az, Tad, along with his three brothers and trusted stead Black Betty ended the terror monopoly set forth by the heinous cowboys. Tad Pringle is a seasoned pool player, and reportedly has a euphoric aroma.

As a beat writer for many newspapers throughout the U.S. and Cambodia, he has had the pleasure of covering everything from sports championships to assassinations, and did so with a subtle touch of disparity and ingenuity. Tad has led a blessed life, but has repeatedly been quoted as saying that his time with BNC has been the best experience of his life. Tad Pringle is the Bernie Taupin to the BNC Elton John. As TP always says, “You have to live your life like a candle in the wind”.

....Billy Walsh...

Billy Walsh:

The inspiration for the movie "Beverly Hills Ninja", this barbarian is no great white hype; quite the contrary, he is realer than Evander Holyfield. Pink Floyd made a little known album about him in 1983 about the trials and tribulations of his short life entitled "The Brighter Side of the Moon is Still Sort of Dark". Unfortunately it was only certified plastic, so his dreams of living ghetto fabulous were short lived.

Taking advice from his legal council, a craps player/hustler from Tennessee that goes by the alias Grits and Gravy, he bought his mother a Cadillac and spent the rest of his money on PCP. He caught the acting bug, and was featured as a stunt double in movies such as "Rad", "They Live", "Roots", and "The Bodyguard". Just as he received his first big break, there was an extremely unfortunate incident on the set of Tremors. While performing stunts for Kevin Bacon, Walsh was viciously attacked by one of the robotic aliens, slicing his thumb straight off (a talented young paramedic was able to sew it back on). That was the very moment Billy Walsh decided to pick up a camera and began filming.

His career started off slow, shooting home videos for his friends and family. The best of his early works include Katie’s 3rd birthday party at Disneyland, and Bruce Meyers funeral (what a soundtrack). He is now in control of audio/visual for BNC enterprises, and gets better with every shoot. Billy Walsh has a technical skill mastered by his time living in the gutters of East L.A., and his steady hand provides action shots that put the Hidden Dragon franchise to shame. Billy Walsh is the Stanley Kubrick to the BNC Full Metal Jacket. Keep on keeping on B Dub, we love every second of it.

....Classic Phil...

Classic Phil:

As his original place of birth is more uncertain than Blanca's from Streetfighter, all that is known is that Classic Phil was found deep in the Sinharaja Forest by Sri Lankan bean farmers as an infant. He set sail via a cargo ship headed for Mexico as a stowaway in the late 80's. By 1995, a huge Nirvana fan at this point, Classic Phil bought a heart-shaped box, found his way into The United States, and hasn't looked back.

The brainpower behind such things as the phrase " it is what it is" and despite what Al Gore says; it was his idea to put the "please" on the "please pick up after your dog" signs. Classic Phil loves blondes, braces, and blue boats. More than just an innovator, he is a ballsy adrenaline junky, and cooks better than a Honduran refuge. As diverse as the music he listens to (everything from underground hip hop to Barney and friends Vol. 7 Live from the Fillmore), Classic Phil keeps busy by feeding his 2 goats, throwing lavish pool parties equipped with nacho bars and cooler floaties, is an avid hockey enthusiast, and smuggles heroine across international borders on the weekends.

A very influential man, he has Snoop Dogg and Kim jon il on his speed dial. Classic Phil is responsible for maintaining and overseeing BNC site construction. As a founding member, he is the Methodman to the BNC Wu Tang Clan. How can you not like him, the man's motto is, “Cash Rules Everything Around Me.”